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I CAN’T WAIT TILL I CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS PRISON!

YOU DUMB FUCKS! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GO TO VOODOO…BECAUSE I DIDNT SWEEP THE FUCKING FLOOR! YOU CAN SUCK MY VAGINA YOU CUNTS, I CANT EVEN SAY HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE YOU. IF I MISS OUT ON SEEING MY SWEET, PRECIOUS FUCKING MARK HOPPUS MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUCKING SOUL!

AWW I LOVE YOU MANDERS!

theofficegossiptheory replied to your post: aww thanks Manders! Saturday I thought I had him, but today I was talking to him and I just made it very awkward very fast and just aslkhf;kfn;asdhf. I want him so bad.

I hope you do because you are made of hotness and batman and if you don’t you can just come over and make egg rolls with me and Lisa and watch SNL!

aww thanks Manders! Saturday I thought I had him, but today I was talking to him and I just made it very awkward very fast and just aslkhf;kfn;asdhf. I want him so bad.

theofficegossiptheory replied to your post: I LIKE YOU FAR TOO MUCH FOR MY OWN GOOD

omg bbgirl i went to school with him! MEMORIES! I hope you get him. :)

I LIKE YOU FAR TOO MUCH FOR MY OWN GOOD

samsonneck: Mr. Jefferson! ^ DIED LAUGHING
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samsonneck:

Mr. Jefferson!

^

DIED LAUGHING

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WHITE GIRL PROBLEMS.

I’m the crazy ex-girlfriend that everyone warned you about.

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sofapizza: wait a minute.. those aren’t fries!
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sofapizza:

wait a minute.. those aren’t fries!

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theotherblack: Eartha Kitt O.G. hipster
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theotherblack:

Eartha Kitt

O.G. hipster

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heatherrrlynne:

Oh.

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brain-food:

Day O! Day O!

Daylight come and me wanna go 

Day me say day me say day Me say day me say day o

Daylight come and me wanna go home

work all night and a drink a rum

(daylight come and me wanna go home)

Stack banana till the mornin come

(daylight come and me wanna go home)

Come mister tally man tally me bananas

(daylight come and me wanna go home)

come mister tally man tally me bananas

(daylight come and me wanna go home)

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!

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suck my cock you dusty fuck.
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suck my cock you dusty fuck.

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dancingwithnoshoeson: So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith’s life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school, when a couple of guys (who were up to no …good) started making trouble in his neighbourhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said “You’re going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.
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dancingwithnoshoeson:

So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith’s life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school, when a couple of guys (who were up to no …good) started making trouble in his neighbourhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said “You’re going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.

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